Thursday, March 28, 2013

Joke of the Day

Two hunters are in the woods in deer season. The morning hunt over, they head back to camp together. As they make their way along the path, they hear a loud crashing noise and look up to see a very large bear charging down a hillside. Realizing simultaneously, that they are the bear's intended targets, not to mention lunch, one of the hunters immediately takes off his back pack, drops to the ground and begins to change from his hunting boots to tennis shoes. The other hunter bewildered asks "You don't really think you can out run that bear do you?" The first hunter replies, "No, but I can outrun you."

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Joke of the Day

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

The Neighbor's Bull!

Call to get on the list!

Joke of the Day

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Monday, March 25, 2013

Sent In From Scott Garten

Fourth overall heifer Mizzou block and bridle last weekend. Champ chi today at chillicothe Missouri. Shown by Shiana Meyer. Sired by Smilin Bob. Sold by Goetemoller. High seller of Winners Circle sale at 20k. Placed by Vehrs/McGuire

Joke of the Day

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss" noise. but every so often there is a "Pop!" noise.

"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every tenth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"

"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

Sunday, March 24, 2013

As Seen On Rodgers Cattle Co Blog!

Champion Simmi ISU Block and Bridle
Sired by Smilin Bob
Raised by Griswold
Sold by RCC
Shown by Samantha Dunphey

Thursday, March 21, 2013


Champion Maine and Reserve Charolais Sired By Smilin Bob!!! Pictures coming soon!

Be Sure To Check Out Lutrick and Coover Online Steer and Heifer Sale On BW

Smilin Bob x Full Flush

Be Sure To Check Out Foster Brothers Vol. II Sale On BW

Smilin Bob x Ali

Be Sure To Check Out Casey Horn Diva/Heldermon Boys Sale On BW!

Smilin Bob x Boardwalk's Dam

Joke of the Day

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Thank You To Our Bidders and Buyers!

We look forward to working with y'all in the future!! Also this year is the first year we will be having a 3rd sale so check back for updates!!!!

Joke of the Day

This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper County, SC Sheriff's Office.

An elderly Sun City lady did her shopping at Wal-Mart and, upon returning to her car, found four young men in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the Jasper County sheriff's office to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Round 2 Sale Calves!

 Lot 1 10 Units of The Neighbor's Bull
 Lot 2 Jazz Man x Big Dog/Double Vision Steer
Lot 3 Solid Gold x Witch Doctor Steer
 Lot 4 Smilin Bob x Stop N Think Steer
Lot 5 Bullicious x Double Vision Steer
Lot 6 Solid Gold x Troy Steer
Lot 7 Smilin Bob x Maximus Steer
Lot 8 Walks Alone x 3D Steer
 Lot 9 Walks Alone x Playmate Steer
Lot 10 Smilin Bob x Red Angus Steer
Lot 11 Carpe Diem x Purebred Hereford Steer
Polled Hereford
Lot 12 Walks Alone x 3D Steer
Lot 13 Alias x Smoke n Mirrors Full Sister Steer
Lot 14 Smilin Bob x Alias Steer
Lot 15 Solid Gold x Heartbeat Heifer
Lot 16 Bullicious x Captain Morgan Heifer
Lot 17 Thriller x HooDoo Heifer
Lot 18 Alias x Smoke n Mirrors Full Sister Steer
Lot 19 Denali x HooDoo Steer
Lot 20 Carpe Diem x Purebred Hereford Steer
Horned Hereford
Lot 21 Outrages x Sonny/Double Vision Steer
Lot 22 Walks Alone x Simmi Steer
Lot 23 Heatwave x HooDoo Bull
Lot 24 Jakes Proud Jazz x 3D Steer
Lot 25 Smilin Bob x Hostage Steer
Lot 26 Smilin Bob x HooDoo Steer

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Lot 4 In Round 2 Sale On Breeders World March 19th

Smilin Bob x Stop n Think Steer

Joke of the Day

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.

So, he asks the man his name.

"Fred," the driver replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades.

"When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

"After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

"Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD.

Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.

Then the VD took away my dingaling . . . so now I'm just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.