Monday, June 29, 2015

Battle of the Cattle!

Any of our customers going to the show in Belton please contact me at 620-655-5159 to let me know! 

Joke of the Day!

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." 

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. 

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. 

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "They're not getting divorced if I have anything to do about it," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." 

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. 

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they're coming for what do we tell them for Christmas?"

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Joke of the Day!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics. 

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Joke of the Day!

A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun. After 10 minutes of running they spotted a barn and ran inside. 

Once inside they each hid in a old sack against the barn wall. The farmer went into the barn but did not see where they went, he was about to turn back when he saw three suspicious looking sacks. He walked forward and prodded the first sack with his gun. The Englishman inside said... ''Meow'.'

"Just cats," he thought.

He then prodded the second sack. The Welshman, hearing how the Englishman got off said... ''Woof'.'

"Just dogs," he thought. 

As he walked towards the last sack, the Irishman worked out what he was going to say. As soon as the farmer prodded his sack he said... ''Potatoes!''

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Joke of the Day!

A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it.

The man asks, "Where's the burger?"

The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. "I was keeping it warm," she replies. 

The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Happy Father's Day!

We would like to wish our dad Sam a happy Father's Day! We appreciate all that you have taught and done for us! Love Rusty, Beau, TJ and Kyra!

Also we hope all the other great dads out there have a good day!

Friday, June 19, 2015

Enjoying New Mexico!

Joke of the Day!

A man phones his wife's doctor and says, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks. 

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Joke of the Day!

A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and Georgia. When he was going back to his truck, a game warden came up to him and asked him what he had in the sack.

"Three rabbits," Jed said.

The warden said, "Let me see one of those rabbits."

So Jed pulled out one of the rabbits. The warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's butthole, pulled it out, smelled it and said, "This is a Georgia rabbit." 

Then the warden said, "Let me see your Georgia huntin' license."

So Jed showed him. Then the warden said, "Let me see another one of those rabbits."

So Jed pulled out another rabbit.

Then the warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's bunghole, tasted it and said, "This is a Alamba rabbit. Let me see your Alamba huntin' license."

So Jed showed them to him. Then the Warden said, "Where you from boy?"

So Jed pulled his pants down and said, "You figure it out!"