Saturday, October 31, 2015

Joke of the Day!

Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football game. Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so. "I think so, too," said Mabel. "Let's go!" They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy expanse. They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth struggles that comprised the scoreless first half. They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that followed. Then came the second half. When the teams lined up for the second-half kickoff, Madge nudged her sister. "I guess we can go home now, Mabel," she said. "This is where we came in."

Friday, October 30, 2015

Joke of the Day!

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration. The lawyer asks, "What for?" The sheriff responds, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." The lawyer says, "I slowed down and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration please," say the sheriff impatiently. The lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." The sheriff says, "That sounds fair, please exit your vehicle." The lawyer steps out and the sheriff takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it. The sheriff says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Joke of the Day!

Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Job Opportunity!

I am looking for someone to work full time starting December 1st through May, possibly longer. Need someone who can break calves, wash & blow, and clip and fit! Housing is available! Pay is per day! Must have cattle knowledge as well as experience in clipping and fitting! Please call 620-655-5159 for more information!

Monday, October 12, 2015

Georgia National!

Supreme Champion hefier at the Georgia National!
Shown by austin Floyd
Raised and sold by shirley show cattle
Sire- smilin bob 
Dam- ground zero

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Tulsa State Fair Prospect Show!

Reserve Champion Prospect Steer
Sire: Smilin Bob
Dam: Deja Vu
Bred by: Collins Cattle
Sold by: Collins Cattle
Congratulations to Sarah Armitage

Fourth Overall
Sire: Similin Bob
Dam: Angus
Bred by: Remington Lott
Sold by: Jake Stamant, PLK Show Cattle, Terry Lockhart
Congratulations to Jake Paul Perryman