Thursday, May 31, 2012

New Skinner Cattle Co Hats!

Joke of the Day!

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.

Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

"It's a period" reported Johnnie.

"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period."

"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Joke of the Day!

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Smilin Bob X Who Made Who/Strictly business steer from Brad Staner cattle, Cascade, Iowa

Smilin' Bob X 602G from Sullivan Ranch

Joke of the Day!

Lawyer's Dog
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

"Absolutely," the lawyer responded.

The butcher immediately shot back, "Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $7.99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer.

The contents reads "Consultation: $25.00."

Friday, May 25, 2012

Joke of the Day!

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. 

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application. 

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Smilin Bob sold by Swanson Cattle Co

Smilin Bob sold by Goettemoeller Show Cattle

Smilin Bob sold by Brad Cox Cattle Co

Joke of the Day!

Are You Really Sure?

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Skinner Cattle Show Camp

Joke of the Day!

Settling a cow case

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. 

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. 

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking. 

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!" 

The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning." 

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Smilin Bob Heifers sold by Skinner Cattle Co

Smilin Bob sold by Borman Show Cattle

Smilin Bob X Hannibal X Simmy at Roberts Cattle Services

I wanted to share a couple pictures of this Smilin Bob steer calf. We are very pleased with both our ET and AI bred Bobs, they have a super cool look.
The steer pics I attached are Bob x Hannibal x Simmy. We love this calf and are looking forward to getting him marketed this fall.

Griswold Cattle Co

TJ stopped by Griswold's today to look at some of their  bob calves said they look good and Griswolds are happy with the job that bob has done. Also be looking forward to Smilin Bob x Steel Force's Dam bull calf that will be sold in Wade Rodgers sale. Thank you for your hospitality GCC.

Joke of the Day!

Stairway to Heaven

A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.
God told them the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and on every 5th step He’d tell them a joke. But, they must not laugh or else they couldn’t enter heaven.
The brunette went first and started laughing on the 65th step, so she could not enter Heaven.
The redhead went next and started laughing on the 320th step, so she could not enter Heaven either.
Then, it was the blonde’s turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.
“Why are you laughing?” God asked. “I didn’t tell a joke.”
“I know,” the blonde replied. “I just got the first one.”

Monday, May 21, 2012

Smilin Bob Heifer sold by Boxwell for 6,750

Smilin Bob Steers sold by Jones Show Cattle

Joke of the Day!

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.

Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs." The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet.

And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs," and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.

Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."

All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Jakes Proud Jazz Heifer for sale at Leroy Billman's

Joke of the Day!

Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Smilin Bob sold by Coopeland Show Cattle

Smilin Bob from Leroy Billman

  This calf is just about a freak. Gets better every day.  He is young,  March 30th.  I wish i had a pic that showed how thick he is, huge square hip from rear view,  always up headed but extemely gentle.  I think in another month he will look really good.  He really is one thick dude.  He is for sale and I think will make a heckuva promo bull.  

Smilin Bob X Ice Chest from Leroy Billman

I am pretty sure this will be our lead bull next spring in the maine sale at Ohio Beef Expo.  His mama is very proven here and its pretty easy to predict how her calves will progress

Joke of the Day!

Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

Friday, May 18, 2012

Smilin Bob calves sold by Kevin Heath

Smilin Bob sold by Williams Show Cattle

Full sib Heifers to Mercy Me for sale - Smilin Bob x Heat Wave's Dam

Contact Trinity Cattle Co for more information

Another photo of Smilin Bob steer shown by Rist family

Rist Ground Pounder - Smilin Bob x char owned by Mike Rist and Bailey Rist

Smilin Bob Heifer sold in Casey Horn Diva for 7,500

Smilin Bob

Smilin Bob 

Smilin Bob Steer shown by Rist family

Smilin Bob Calves sold by Frye Cattle

Mercy Me - Smilin Bob x Fawl Terri(Heat Wave's Dam)

BD: April, 26, 2011
BW: 92
$20 per unit
This bull is double bred heat waves dam and is TH free.

Owned by:
Trinity Cattle Co.                                                                                    Max Fawley
Jeremiah Jacobs 419-212-0962                                                            574-453-6182
Jason Kello
Phillip Baumle

Smilin Bob Steer

Joke of the Day!

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived.

As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking..

"No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million.."

"Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support.."

"Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details.."

This sort of thing went on for almost 5 minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy.

What can I do for you?"

The man replied "I'm from the phone company..I came to hook up your phone."