Thursday, February 28, 2013
As Seen On Richland Farms Facebook!
Smilin Bob x Crush. Chunky!! Stout!! Hairy!! He's actually red in person.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Joke of the Day!
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, which she closed behind him, and took him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had enough, they went downstairs and she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "But what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, which she closed behind him, and took him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had enough, they went downstairs and she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "But what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
Saturday, February 23, 2013
Congratulations Meaghan Richardson!!!
Meaghan Richardson!
6th place heavyweight AOB!
San Antonio Stock Show!
Steer Sales For An Amazing $75,000!
We Are So Happy For Y'all!
Sold By Skinner Cattle Co!
Sold In Round II Sale!
Friday, February 22, 2013
Joke of the Day Sent In From Morgan Sheive!
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
Thursday, February 21, 2013
2nd Round Of Calves Are In!
The 2nd round of calves are in and we are extremely excited about this set. We have already started clipping and will be videoing half of them next weekend so be checking back for pictures. Also feel free to come out and look at anytime, all of them are not clipped yet but anyone is more than welcome to come look. Also we have one of our new Smilin Bob Bull Down here and clipped so feel free to come out and check him out!!! He is UNREAL!!! Also we will soon be posting pictures and a video of our exciting new Yellow Walks Alone Bull!!! Did I mention he is PINK NOSED!!!! Talk about COOL and MASSIVE!!!!
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Monday, February 18, 2013
Reserve Simmental Steer Iowa Beef Expo!
Res Simmental steer Iowa Beef Expo
Raised by Griswold
Sold by Wade Rodgers
Sired by Smilin Bob
Raised by Griswold
Sold by Wade Rodgers
Sired by Smilin Bob
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Friday, February 15, 2013
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Grand Champion Steer at the SW District in Chickasha, Ok!
Here is our Smilin Bob steer....he was Grand Champion at the SW District Show in Chickasha today. She is my niece!!!
Her name is Mackena Tennyson. Sold by Shane Sturgeon.
Her name is Mackena Tennyson. Sold by Shane Sturgeon.
Champion Polled Hereford Ft. Worth 2013 Official Picture!
Shown By Emily Mahalitc!
Sold By Skinner Cattle Co!
Bought From Kris Black!
Carpe Diem x Made Right!
Sold By Skinner Cattle Co!
Bought From Kris Black!
Carpe Diem x Made Right!
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Thank You To All Of Our Bidders!!!
Thank You to all of our bidders and everyone who bought a calf!! If you did not get a calf bought don't get discouraged, because we are extremely excited about our 2nd sale!! We will be leaving this weekend to go pick up the calves for our 2nd sale so be checking back for pictures and videos!!! Also we will be bringing down 3 bulls that we are going to promote that we think are some of the best in the business!!! Be checking for their videos and pictures also and if your not looking to buy any calves come out and check out our new bulls!!!!
Bidding Is Now Open!
Don't forget our sale is today on Breeders World, so be sure to go get your bids in!
Monday, February 11, 2013
Sunday, February 10, 2013
As Seen On Seth Andrews Facebook!
Champion in Ring A and Reserve in Ring B at Cattle Battle!
Shown by Brooke Hayhurst!
By Smilin Bob x Armageddon!
Raised By Jeff Boddicker!
Shown by Brooke Hayhurst!
By Smilin Bob x Armageddon!
Raised By Jeff Boddicker!
Saturday, February 9, 2013
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