Joke of the Day!

An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney, and when he gets there, he begins to talk with the IRS agent. "I bet $2,000 I can bite my own eye!" The IRS agent agrees to the bet, believing it an impossible task. The old man laughs, pulls out his glass eye, and bites it. The IRS agent is dumbfounded. The old man bets $3,000 he can bite his other eye. The IRS agent knows there's no way possible to do this, so he once more agrees. The old man cackles, pulls out his dentures, and bites his eye. Then the old man finally wagers, "I bet $20,000 I can stand on the far side of your desk, pee over the desk, and get it into your wastebasket, without missing a single drop." The agent knows he won't be able to, so once more he agrees. The old man indeed misses, peeing all over the desk, and on the paperwork. The IRS agent jumps for joy, but then notices the attorney over in the corner moaning. "Are you all right?" asks the agent. "No! On the way over here, he bet me $400,000 he could pee on your desk and you'd be happy about it!"

Joke of the Day!

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."

Joke of the Day!

A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000." The idiot says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?" The idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5. The idiot says, "Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?" The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5000. The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?" The idiot hands over $5.

Joke of the Day!

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started 

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OYE Grand Champion Steer sired by Smilin Bob

Grand Champion Steer, 2015 OYE
Champion Chi Steer
Sire: Smilin’ Bob
Dam: Dr. Who
Sold by Lucky Strike
Congratulations to Gatlin Goodson

Congratulations Cade on the only F your allowed to get.

Congrats to Cade Amber and Family on branding their Angus at Fort Worth.  

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Champion Polled Hereford

2015 Forth Worth Stock Show & Rodeo

Sire: Skinner Cattle and Kris Black Deadliest Catch

Bred by: Chris Black

Sold by: Maine Event Sale, Branden Patske

Congratulations to Warren Taylor of Tahoka, TX.

Mopely X Full Sister to Smilin Bob

Mop-ly X Full Sister to Smilin Bob

Great Fort Worth or Denver Steer has not been clipped.

For Sale at Skinner Cattle Company

Raised by Scott Garten

Phone Bids must be in on Sunday February 22nd by 7pm

Grand Champion Steer Castro County Livestock Show

Grand Champion Steer Castro County Livestock Show

Shown By Lexi Hussman

Raised By Kevin Heath

Sold By Skinner Cattle Co.

Grand Champion Steer shown by Rylee Cass at Brazos County Fair 2014

Congratulations to a very Special Young Lady we are all very proud of. RyleeCass winning the Brazos County Fair  2014 with the Yellow steer Champion Limi in the A&B Rings and she was Champion Overall. The white steer was Champion Simi A&B rings and Reserve overall in ring A. She was also Champion Senior Showman! Both sold by Skinner Cattle Company. 

Captain Morgan Heifer for Sale

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