Enjoying New Mexico!

Joke of the Day!

A man phones his wife's doctor and says, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks. 

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

Joke of the Day!

A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and Georgia. When he was going back to his truck, a game warden came up to him and asked him what he had in the sack.

"Three rabbits," Jed said.

The warden said, "Let me see one of those rabbits."

So Jed pulled out one of the rabbits. The warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's butthole, pulled it out, smelled it and said, "This is a Georgia rabbit." 

Then the warden said, "Let me see your Georgia huntin' license."

So Jed showed him. Then the warden said, "Let me see another one of those rabbits."

So Jed pulled out another rabbit.

Then the warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's bunghole, tasted it and said, "This is a Alamba rabbit. Let me see your Alamba huntin' license."

So Jed showed them to him. Then the Warden said, "Where you from boy?"

So Jed pulled his pants down and said, "You figure it out!"

2015 Skinner Cattle Co Camp!

2015 Skinner Cattle Co Camp!