One night, a police officer was stalking out
a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the
influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on
the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat
in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone
left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull
away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read
him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a
reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The
driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
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