A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt
better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you
think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.
One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting
beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit
fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say
somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point
exactly."
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