Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it
true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." Responded the lawyer.
"And now
someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging
their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know
is, I was thinkin' Can I sue Budwiser for all the ugly women I've slept with ?"
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