Joke of the Day!

A man was walking along a Southern California beach when he spotted a bottle in the sand. He picked it up and started  wiping it off, when a genie appeared. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes." The man said, "O.K., I so much enjoy walking along the beach, so for my 1st wish I would like to have a large 14 room house on about 100 acres of land here on the beach." The genie snapped his fingers and said "Done!" The man said, "For my second wish, I will need some money to take care of this house, so I want to have 500 million dollars in my bank account." The genie said "Done! and now your 3rd wish." Well he said,I realy enjoy the beaches of Hawaii so I want a bridge built from my house so I can drive over there any time I want and walk along Waikiki." The genie said, "Wow, uh, have you considered the logistics involved; you have to have huge but flexible supports that have to go through various stratas to get a good solid foundation on bedrock below the ocean floor, varying from a few feet to almost 5 miles deep. Then you have to take into account earth shifting, and tidal movement. And the storms, and rains, and lightning, and typhoons to take into account. Then you have the winds to deal with and the salt water being corrosive and the amount of expansion and contraction because of temperature changes. Could you possibly think of something easier for your 3rd wish?" The man said, "O.K., well, then, I would like to understand women." The genie said. "Do you want your bridge to be a 2-lane or a 4-lane?