Joke of the Day!

3 guys walk into a forbidden garden. They start eating from the garden but they get caught. The forbidden garden tribe leader says they will be sentenced to death unless they can quickly bring 10 of any fruit to them immediately. The first guy comes back with 10 apples and the tribe leader says, "Now put them in your ass without making any noise." He tries really hard but can't make it so they execute him. The second guy comes with 10 cranberries and he is told to do the same. He almost finishes but he starts laughing and they execute him. As the spirits of the 2 are moving on, the first guy says "Why did you laugh?? you were gonna make it" The second guy responds "Because I saw the third guy coming with watermelons"