An employee walks into his boss's office demanding a raise. He says, "I'm sorry to do this to you boss but I have several companies after me and I'm going to have to ask you for a raise."
At first his boss was reticent but after some hemming and hawing she finally gave in. "Well, I can offer you a 10% raise and some incentives." That was good enough, and the employee went to leave. As he was walking out the door, however, she called after him, "By the way, which companies were after you?"
He replied, "Oh, you know... the water company, the gas company, the electric company..."
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