Joke of the Day!

A drunk stumbles out of a bar with a key in his hand. A cop sees him and says, “Can I help you, sir?” “Yes! Somebody stole my car.” The cop asks, “Where was the last time you saw it?” “It was on the end of this key,” says the man. The cop looks down and notices that the man’s penis is hanging out of his fly. “Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?” the cop says. Confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and says, “My girlfriend’s gone, too!”