Joke of the Day!

One day little Johnny went to school. His teacher said they were going to play a game. She would place an object behind her and describe it. 

The first person to get it got a piece of candy. First she said, "The object is red and grows on trees." 

A kid raised his hand and said "an apple" the teacher said correct. 

Then she said, "The object is flat and comes in different colors" a different kid raises his hand and said it is a notebook! 

The teacher said correct. 

Then Johnny said, "ooh! ooh! Can I try?" 

The teacher said yes. 

He stood up and put his hand in his pocket. He said "The object is round, hard, and has a head on it." 

The teacher said "JOHNNY! GO TO THE OFFICE!!" 

Johnny said, "No it's a quarter!"