Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Joke of the Day!

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: 

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." 

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. 

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: 

"Will I be acquitted?" 

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